Party like it's 2000

Does nobody remember the Millennium panic? Elevators falling from the skies and so on? Poor little Rob preparing Risk Analyses for his panicked board? It was all supposed to be the End of the World. Except it wasn't.

Everybody needs to take a Deep Breath. The sky is not falling. The delivery of goods and services to human beings will not end. We are not about to enter Mad Max land any time soon.

Though if we were, well, I have my leather outfit ready, seizeable refinery near me identified, and outrageous Australian accent practiced. Just gotta work on the acquiring guns thing, is all, since my filthy evil socialist state makes owning firearms difficult to say the least.